aiight here's the deal; Tiger was cheatin, his wife confronted him and beat the shit out of him, he hightailed it for the car, got in crash 3 hours ago
listen...cut Tiger some slack. he got a bit fucked up on meth/crack/coke/alcohol and decided to take a ride and grab a bag o' Doritos. 3 hours ago
@ellieriding break a leg, break a back, break a habit...no...never mind the last one. 4 hours ago
ain't nothin more perfect than this afternoon's sun, my martinis, and louis armstrong's 'la vie en rose' echoing through the rooms 5 hours ago
@eastonellis Bolano's is a masterpiece. can't believe you read it concurrently w/others. 5 hours ago