Caribou

23 Aug

Have you ever shaken hands with someone missing two fingers, No, It feels like a giant, fleshy chicken claw, That’s weird, When she took my hand she squeezed so hard all I could think of was head cheese, Perhaps she was overcompensating, Perhaps but anyway I like a firm handshake over a limp clammy grip, It is said it shows resolution and determination, but I think it’s overcompensation, It could be, Women are reincarnated into one another: the respectable ones are reborn as whores and the whores are reborn as respectable ones, And who is reborn as the little girls,
Men.

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2 Responses to “Caribou”

  1. Rodger Jacobs 23/08/2009 at 3:32 PM #

    Ha! On the money, Alex, on the friggin’ money.

  2. (S)wine 25/08/2009 at 6:26 AM #

    Well whaddya know, sometimes I end up getting a hit; most of the time though, the spitballs and breaking balls get me.

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