the swine stinks

12 May

any type of crowd makes me sick this afternoon i’m navigating among a thousand or so labour representatives gathered for a conference at which they’ll examine such and such at lunchtime they all emerge from their break out sessions like a herd of insufferable cows talking loudly on mobiles smoking light cigarettes eating shit off plastic plates one lady is pregnant and makes faces at all the smokers surrounding her but she doesn’t move i feel like saying it’s all right baby a little second hand smoke ain’t gonna fuck up your kid nearly as much as you will in the next twenty years with your shitty instincts and neuroses the pregnant lady goes heavy with the eyeliner and the blonde dye her ring finger sports the largest gaudiest motherfucking blood diamond i’ve ever seen just behind her two southern ladies are yapping like hens with bullhorns one is complaining about her daughter who tends to pick uneducated blue collar men as sex partners she says the latest suitor is 26 and works at a tire store has two kids is getting divorced and when he’s around her daughter becomes un-engaged or whatever the word is (she says) i want to correct her it’s disengaged you loud piece of shit but she goes on about how now is not the time for her precious to become a stepmother and who’d want to be a stepmother anyway a few tables away there is a bible study session going on a quickie i guess this is insufferable to me as well all the fucking time spent historically analyzing one goddamn book when the world is full of fiction novels most of them much better than the bible

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7 Responses to “the swine stinks”

  1. valerie 12/05/2010 at 1:53 PM #

    fuck yes.

  2. (S)wine 12/05/2010 at 2:04 PM #

    should be paired with this: http://gamefaced.tumblr.com/post/592879500/no-no-more-like-an-eyehategod-kinda-day

    like a fine wine

  3. valerie 12/05/2010 at 2:15 PM #

    wrap around porch some deep southern sludge comes by speakers propped in broken windows and the wild irish rose
    swigs like warm butter down worn dry gullets.

  4. ~otto~ 12/05/2010 at 4:33 PM #

    I love a good rant and this one was good I have never read the bible cover to cover but I hear it is a good book and a lot of fiction is basically ripping it of but I hear ya fuck em all

    (and I always cap my I’s when I’m talking about me even when not capping anything else I guess that means I have a huge ego or a fear of lowselfesteem)

  5. Karen 12/05/2010 at 10:37 PM #

    YES! You nailed it!

  6. Mare 13/05/2010 at 5:37 PM #

    Brilliant. Truly. Bookmarked.

  7. (S)wine 13/05/2010 at 6:04 PM #

    thanks mare. nice to meet a playwright, nowadays.

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