I Am Your Shrinking Revenge

20 Jul

choose life in your drywall mansion choose the urinal closest to the door
choose one percent milk choose an ARM mortgage
choose a card any card (except American Express)
choose Jalapeño’s for lunch
choose an ill-fitting suit off the discounted rack
choose a wooden bench as a memorial to a fallen comrade
varnish it with lacquer coddle it ogle it pat yourself on the back
because you did something for someone dead
choose gin choose children to fill your holes your unachievable dreams
choose Zoloft choose self pity choose a ripe green pepper
choose your torture device choose the penal colony
choose yellow cheese choose big sky country choose bad
choose shoes choose chewing gum choose the Vizio choose ignorance
choose the color and the gauge of your noose
choose Kafka choose Schopenhauer choose Sartre
choose light summer reading choose the Right choose the Left
choose to exit now or later
choose the lesser of two evils choose the least common denominator
choose your weapon choose ignorance choose the salad
choose to not think about it
choose the holidays choose the family
choose the short straw the dead end
the quick end


4 Responses to “I Am Your Shrinking Revenge”

  1. Ava Joe 20/07/2010 at 12:29 PM #

    Does Jalapeno’s serve gin, green peppers, and yellow cheese? If so, you could knock four notches offa yer bucket list with one meal.

  2. Matt DeBenedictis 20/07/2010 at 6:08 PM #

    choose choose choose.

    Let’s party and send nasty letters to intruders.

  3. Lx 20/07/2010 at 7:50 PM #


  4. Mike Camel 26/07/2010 at 8:32 AM #

    choose life! choose pain!

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