All Cats Look The Same

23 May

They do.
Cracker politicians.
Fat. White hair.
Religious. Maybe.
Some skeleton in their closets or other.
Some woman or man in their closets or other.
Congressional page.
Dial-a-Tranny.
Personal assistant.
Altar boy.
Old crackers.
Young crackers.
Secretly gay crackers.
Nazi crackers.
Southern northern this hemisphere that.
All cats look the same.
Sound the same.
Twist the knife the same.
All cats dine at Old Ebbitt Grill.
Eat the same.
Talk the same.
Shit the same digested steak.
And potatoes.
Go down in history the same.
Hey man nice shot.
I don’t care whether or not it’s on TV.
The walls are breathing in out in out.
Saying: Chinaski Chinaski you truly are a great warrior.
Hey man
wrong name.

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One Response to “All Cats Look The Same”

  1. Matt DeBenedictis 01/06/2011 at 3:05 PM #

    This all made me smile. Devilish. Delighted.

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