i call the kid and wake her up
happy birthday kid
yea thanks dad she says
then goes into a long monologue about the phases of the moon
to[-]day on her birthday it’s a quarter full
and in two weeks it’ll be all the way full she says
and every once in a while it’s blue right?
yea that’s a good one dad she says
Oh jeez, that’s adorable. Happy Birthday to the little one.